fandomsandconservativelogic:

drwatsonfan:

chillona:

heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

Thank fucking GOD

sunspeaker

Perfect timing, mine just started fraying.

(via notthatkindofprincess)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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(via c00lin-with-satan)

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs, via lazycollegestudent)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via inconceivablyamanda)

themadmod:

i have been waiting for this photoset my whole life

(Source: doloresjaneumbridge, via 0urlovewasmadeformoviescreens)

isaidgoodpeacock:

#and i go WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS and they go BECAUSE WE’RE DELTA AIRLINES AND LIIIIFE IS A FUUCKING NIGHTMARE

(Source: tockthewatchdog, via itseasytoremember)

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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(via roastporksandwich)

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

(via flnnlck-odalr)

(Source: cockenblog, via flnnlck-odalr)

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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(via c00lin-with-satan)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via fuckmefreshyo)

heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

(Source: bluedogeyes, via dentistrymiracle)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

(via ultrafacts)

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

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(Source: tarnality, via we-are-free-bitches)